fuck showers.
it's something that people only do because of vanity.
who gives a fuck if you smell good?
Who cares if you have a little dirt on your face.
Showers are just another way that you give money to the greedy corporations of America.
All that soap you use.
Fuck soap.
It's for pussies.
You shouldn't even have to use it to clean out your wounds.
Just let it be. Don't be a wuss and let your body take care of itself.
All these orgasmic commercials on tv for shampoo make me sick.
You aren't gonna have an orgasm from washing your hair.
That's just stupid.
For all you people that take showers,
fuck off.

speaking of showers, I need to go take one....

fuck.

Current Location: my couch
Current Music: Emery